Dating Jokes

I asked my phone why I could get a date. It showed up a picture of my self

Chat date for Gwen and Tj

ME: And this is the room I cry in DATE: You've said that about every room ME: Correct

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What is Armin Meiwes ideal date? Dinner

Hello Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!

What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website.... a Brodie

1st graders: ay yo girl I think you’re beautiful let’s get married!! 2nd graders: uhh don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee. 3rd graders: uh my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up sweetie. 4th graders: hey I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind....... 5th graders(they start wearing makeup): ay girl your eyelashes are pretty I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr. 6th graders: heyyyyy I gotta tell you a secret I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh I’ll text you later! 7th graders: we need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy alright bye now 8th graders: hi sweetheart I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....

Why did Chad date the 9 yr old

Because Stellas hot

Say aiden are you and Gwen dating? oooo u and her sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G then comes the romance then comes engagement then comes the wedding and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then comes cheating and arguments and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E!!!!!!!!!!!! Aiden + Gwen= Husban and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!

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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

EVERYONE:

My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?

Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to face book.

Gwen I am not gay their is some stupid faker online! I SWEAR ON MY LIFE THAT I AM NOT! btw If I was gay then why are am I chatting and dating a girl!

HEY D.K. date ME NOT THAT WEIRDO FRESHFRY I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Lets DATE IM 13 ;)

My girlfriend broke up with me this morning and we just started dating yesterday.

Now she's having a breakfast.

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