Dating jokes

Man

    • I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.

    Snapchat: @colin_green21

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    • Chick

    • How do fuck a really fat chick?

    Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

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    • Date

    • HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

    Dating memes

    Animal

    • "I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

    Genie

    • A guy finds a genie.

    He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

    "Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

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    • Prank

    • Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!

    Difference

    • Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

    Her: What?

    Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.

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