Dating jokes

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?

"Hi, nice to meet you."

You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.

What's the best part about duck tape?

It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"

It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.

Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.

I found a lot of matches.

Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

Bubbles:...

Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

Alabama: 😈

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.

But that’s just me in a nutshell.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.

"I work with animals," the man said to his date.

His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"

"I am a butcher," said the man.

I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?

And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭

My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.