Dating jokes
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.