So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Date Jokes
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
