When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commanders) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you"
(Lexa and Clarke from 'The 100' [ #LexaDeservedBetter ] R.I.P. Lexa...)
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
Im 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedofile. I told him to fuck off this is our 10th anniversary
How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonley.
So i saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, what are you doing?
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: that sounds pretty SIMPle.
the only problem being short and gay is that when ever i try to tell people im top in my relationship they don't believe me because im shorter then the person im dating like wtf
Rape is so out dated but when u pay them money it is a popular date!
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
I DO’NT WANT T DATE A ALEIN
I told my cousin since we're not blood related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
There is a man and a women on a date.
The women asked what kind of things do you love.
The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.
Hello I'm Ariana I'm looking for someone anyone wanna date me?
Arina
