Date jokes

POV: Wine Taster in hell.

I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"

The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.

"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."

"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."

Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in-between 9-11.

Where does a cow take his date?

Answer: To the moooooovies!

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

How did the Iron and Gold start dating?

They met on TINder.

Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.