Date jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
Memes
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."