Punjabi jokes

Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.

What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.

What is the real name of Canada?

Punjabistan

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.

What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?

Josiah.