Darkness jokes
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.
The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”
The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.