What do parents and dark humor have in common. Some get it, and some don't.
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
this humor is so dark it's darker than the black population
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark, turns out he just wanted to have sex
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They don't need lightbulbs -- they glow in the dark.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
i could tell a joke right now but its to dark
If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode
You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad... Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
-Dark_Humor
Paddy and Murphy are walking down street, when all of a sudden Paddy falls down a manhole, Murphy shouts down "Paddy is it dark down there". Paddy shouts up "dunno Murphy I crnt see a fecking thing"
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do? I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through. The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark. Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair. That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect. Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side. Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know. But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
What time is it when it gets dark out? Bed 🛌 time
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What do you call a blck man in the dark?
- Nothing
