Darkness jokes
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
I feel this one on a personal level.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE