Dark Humor
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”