Dark Humor

Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.

So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?

If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

What's an Emo's favorite drink?

Water, JK it's cyanide.

I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson

I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.

I can tell a joke :)

Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.

How do you get an emo kid to jump?

A bridge.

What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

How do you execute a retard?

The Electric Wheelchair.

Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?

Because they always like to come in a little behind.

Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.

What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.