Dark Humor

What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?

It can't hit home.

Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.

If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?

What's an Emo's favorite drink?

Water, JK it's cyanide.

I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson

I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.

I can tell a joke :)

Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

How do you get an emo kid to jump?

A bridge.

What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

How do you execute a retard?

The Electric Wheelchair.

What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.

Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?

Because they always like to come in a little behind.