Dark Humor
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Memes
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.