Dark Humor

I asked "Mom what's that in the sky?" Mom replied with, "thats your father".

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward

What's common between a feminist and a knife? They both stay in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.

What do you call a emo dateing another emo:The suicide duo

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny

The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow’ He commented “What the hell is wrong with you”and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.” He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

Friend: how dark is ur humor Me: .....it... Friend: no Me:*smiles*GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!! Friend: why are you like this?

Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.

i had to stop drinking because i got tired of waking up in my car driving 90

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Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat

Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?

A: Eat my dust

what cant you say to an emo?Hang in there buddy

Dark humor is like a kid withe cancer It never gets old

want to know something jason and michael myers had to watch there family while they have to live forever thats why they kill there trying to make people expreience what they did.

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife at least has a point.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"