Dark Humor
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.