Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
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Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesnβt have legs
kid: Dark humor is like a mother love Orphan: How ? Kid: u wouldn't know Orphan: ............
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods
voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'
What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted
Wow do you make an orphans hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until there parents come home
whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*
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I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
