Dark Humor
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.