Dark Humor

Son: Mom, what is dark humor?

Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!

Mom: Exactly!

⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat

Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

A. System of a Down's syndrome.

Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?

A: Either way they'll kill your dog.

Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?

Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."

Orphan: "How?"

Kid: "You wouldn't know."

Orphan: "........."

Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.

I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.

The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.