When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
What’s the difference between a orphan and a apple.A apple gets picked.
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods
voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
What do you call a black person with an gun black opps
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
ur mum so old that when i told her to act her age, she died
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
