Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s? Suicide squad.πππ
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
My Grandpa said, βYour generation relies too much on technology!β I replied, βWe'll see about that.β Then I unplugged his life support.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.