Dark Humor
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
I bought a book for my blind friend.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.