Dark Humor

Dark Humor

Dentist: β€œThis will hurt a little.”

Patient: β€œOK.”

Dentist: β€œI’m having an affair with your wife!”

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."

Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."

Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱

Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.