Dark Humor
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."