What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
Dark Humor
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
