The depressed kid tried to high five the tree. But the tree left him hanging!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
Whats stiff and 6 inches long?
S.i.d.s
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
