D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they don’t need a home button
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it
