Dad jokes
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Memes
Your dad is your mom.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Ur dad is mad.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.