Dad jokes
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Your dad is your mom.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Ur dad is mad.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.