Dad jokes

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

POV: Orphans rule the world.

God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.

The orphan: Waaaaaa!

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

Your dad is your mom.

If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."

Where is my dad?

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

Ur dad is mad.

Mary had a little lamb.

Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

2023- my dad is a cop.

1800- my dad owns your dad.

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.