Your dad is your mom.
Dad Jokes
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Ur dad is mad.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
