Dad Jokes

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof

Hey My sister said your Mattick so I decided to to swim with her and she threw a ball at me so I went to my dad and she said why did you tell dad she was crying. Because I’m not getting a car seat

one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle

why does aaron chug beer on a wednesday? because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis

Why did dad man quit acting?

I don’t know either.

Have yall ever heard of dad jokes yall hairline is funnier than thoses

Why's being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work

You dad has a huge PP.

doctor: I will deliver the baby right away Dad: I would the baby to have a liver

What does your dads cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧

How do I make my dick disappear? I put it in your dad

Knock knock.

Whose there

Not your dad

People joking about 9/11 Random kid you shouldn’t joke about that I lost my dad on 9/11 Oh Yeah he was the greatest pilot ever

i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew

one night a father heard his daugter saying good night good night mom god night dad good night mamah good by papa the next day her papa died he heard her saying them a month later good night mom god night dad good by mamah the next day her mamah died well her dad was scared for his life he knew he was next well his daugter said them again good night mom good by dad the next day the mail man droped dead on their porch.

An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad

want to hear a dad joke. look in the mirror you get the joke.

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said “don’t bother sweeping him son, hes been dusted for years” I was shocked but not surprised.