Dad Jokes

Why's being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work

You dad has a huge PP.

one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle

I saw ur forehead and realised ur mom and dads forehead were as big as urs also ur gay

Have yall ever heard of dad jokes yall hairline is funnier than thoses

A group of sperm cells with speech bubbles. One sperm says, "I can't wait to be a cinephile like dad." Another one says, "Bro, we are in a Dune 2 popcorn bucket."

Why did dad man quit acting?

I don’t know either.

What does your dads cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

doctor: I will deliver the baby right away Dad: I would the baby to have a liver

Hey My sister said your Mattick so I decided to to swim with her and she threw a ball at me so I went to my dad and she said why did you tell dad she was crying. Because I’m not getting a car seat

What’s worse than banging your sister?

Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

No one has my back like my dad

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child

What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What do the twin towers and my ex have in comman? The both fell on my dad.

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."