Dad jokes

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.

My dad is like a unicorn.

He's never here. :c

I love ❤️ dogs.

Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.

Mom: Did you finish your homework?

Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.

Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!

Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.

Son: That was cruel!

If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.

I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Where can you find the most dads?

Milk Island.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

Your eyebrows run away like your dad.