What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously I'm not joking
Dark humor is like a dad - not everyone gets it.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she's going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he's Doing REALLY Well
I almost got caught watching porn.My mom got the bill for the account but luckily dad had my back.I mean we do use the same account
I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.
He didn't show up for the rest of the year.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
roses are red violets are violets my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good piolet
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?" The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore."
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
