Dad jokes
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
No one has my back like my dad.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.