One day me and my girlfriend were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping Mom: no honey i killed him.
What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar
why did my dad leave me
because i was gay
What is an army members top drink?
WARter
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.
I think my dad is to black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes he disappears .🤣
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
Why did the orphan cross the road
Because there was a dad on the other side
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
why cant an orphan play football because they don't have an dad or mom
you mom and your dad
Whats the difference between a dad and an Emo? they both dont last awhile
