1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...
Hey dad are you finally back with the milk dad: yea but it's expired so ima go back to the ''milk store'' and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why can’t a orphan make a joke Dad jokes
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.
Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
WHY DO U CANT EAT CERAL
BECASUE YOUR DAD NEVER CAME BACK FROM GETTING THE MIK!!!
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
Knock Knock! Who's there? Dad! Dad Who? *Silence*
when my dad once went to the virgin islands now its just called the islands
son. hi dad. yo
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad)
Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl
David: Isn't that illegal
Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in
David: I hate my Life
my dad is john cena
because i can't see him
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
I told my dad, " I just thought of something funny." He said, ..." Your face?"
You wonder and you wonder grandma said you better go to bed now tell your dad and grandpa the and your dad and your mom
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says "Dad's gonna grill wieners"
Q what did one atom say to the other. A i have my ion you
Why can’t orphans play catch? They never had a dad to teach them
