Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn't come home with the milk milk.
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Yo dad's so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
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Q: what’s worst fingerbanging your sister? A: finding your dads wedding ring
God my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What's moby dick's dads name( Papa Boner)
Why did the Dad cross the road
To get the milk
why did the kid cry? his dad didn't get the milk
Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
A Son walks up to his Dad and says "I'm so gay right now! "HOW COULD YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" Screams the Dad. "No, Gay as in HAPPY" Says the confused Son,"I'm so happy right now!" "Oh" says the Dad, "Why are you happy?" Then the Son said "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off"
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
Dad, am I adopted? NO! Why would I ever choose you?
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It'll get better just walk it off."
why was my mate in mission impossible because he couldn't find his dad
Why Did Sarah Fall Off A Skyscraper?
Because She Made Her Dad Mad.
