one-time the the dog got bit by snake so my dad had to shoot it my dad said to me "this is happen what to your little brother 'what little brother" exactly
If you have a twin sister do you have the same name? Only if you’re mom and dad give you the same name
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
What is the difference between your dad and a video game? Your dad doesn’t beat you
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo. He said they want you they’ll come get you.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk
What's the difference between me and cancer? Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
Whats the difference between your dad and grocery shopping he didn't come back with the milk
Son asks dad “how much does marriage cost?”
Dad: “i don’t know son I’m still paying for it”
i loved the twin towers its a shame my dad dident
At what point does a joke become a dad joke? When it disappears and never returns home
Son: Dad were are you Dad: Getting another one Son: Getting what Dad: Dad
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f dad
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
My dad died in 9/11 ,he was the best pilot I have ever seen though.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad stall hasn't came back with that God damn milk
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
My ex's dad died while she was texting me she said she had a boyfriend but I told her I had a dad.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
