Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. Orphans don't have families, and SC Johnson is a FAMILY company. Get it? It's funny because it's sad! Are you an orphan? No? You wouldn't get it anyways. You're probably just a loser living in your mom's basement eating cheese puffs.