Cut Jokes

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep

i only cut to find out if im real or cake

A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test

I wasn't cut out for running today but those cops came out of no where

Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

life would be so much easier if grass was emo

because it would cut itself

What's an emo person's least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.

I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

what was the Roman Empire cut in half by?

a pair of Ceasars.

I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful

After a suicide joke say Dont leave me hanging or i’ll cut it out