Cut Jokes

People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g

I know it’s really really really really really bad

I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.

What does my arm have in common with paper? They both can be cut.

how do you get a depressed kid out of a trre? you cut the rope

A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.

I wish the grass outside of my house is emo, because it would cut itself

Friend: Why don't you cut your hair? Me: Dunno, but i'll probably cut my wrists first

Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves

Emos They're always a cut above the rest.

If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would cut himself to death

What do emo’s and ninjas both have in common... they both hide and cut things

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo..

Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.

Q:What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?

A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"

i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.