Cut Jokes

What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board!

My friend told me an emo joke once and I said ̈emo jokes aren ́t funny, cut it out ̈

Have u ever heard of emo pizza?

It cuts it's self!

Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment. Teacher: What kind of appointment?? Me: I had an appointment with a cut day😈😈😈

True story

Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from, I answered “my cat has ocd”

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how do you get your grass to cut itself. make it depressed

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo

Cutting-edge Technology

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

If you don ́t like my suicidal jokes, sorry man didn ́t know it cut that deep.

I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself

How to complement a depressed person: I like your cuts g

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself.

Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.

“what’s that on your wrist?” “im a cutting board. duh”

Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.

emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes