Cut jokes
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.