friend:stop w the sh jokes there not funny me: its not that deep. ill cut it out
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When I was born the doctors said , “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said , “OH, It’s a girl.”
so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?
I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
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Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your Hare cut!
What’s the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won’t cut itself.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!
Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.
what is the difference between a emo kid and a cutting board
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
if you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! it cuts itself!
