My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes so I said I’ll cut it out
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep
i started crying when my dad was cutting onions
onions was such a good dog
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut
why can't emos work at a restaurant. Because they cut to much
what do u call a flat chested emo? a cutting board
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
I wasn't cut out for running today but those cops came out of no where
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay
You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply