Cut jokes
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.