Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer

When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.

Hey I ask for a paper but I thought it was a cut but turns out it was tearable

we all hear cause we cut our selfs right i mean JK

Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.

What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!

What is the difference between onions and babies? I cry when I cut onions.

Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off - He’s all right now

When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places

what did the hair dresser say to the power line want a power cut

What to do you do after you rape a deaf girl? Cut off her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn’t very happy. I wasn’t either with all those paper cuts.

oof.

wen im sad i cut myslef…A PICE OF CAKE!!

Guys I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house

How did Steven Hawkings die? He had a power cut x

Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was going home and walk home and I got home

We cut and kill flowers because they’re pretty, We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.

Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam

Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show

He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare

Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept

Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it

Died with his boots on because he didn’t want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket

Q:I wish my grass was emo A: Then it would cut itself

While writing my suicide note I got a paper cut…it’s a start

What do cutting boards and a suicidal teens wrist have in common They both have cutting marks

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