Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.

What’s an emo person’s least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.

a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”

I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

there’s two types of emo people

  1. people that cut side to side

  2. and people that cut up and down

the most efficient is up and down

what was the Roman Empire cut in half by?

a pair of Ceasars.

Why didn’t the butcher cut the fillet?

Because it was a misteak

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

paper.

aww c’mon! i thought my joke made the Cut!

3 blonde girls are on an isalnd and they are much to far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them each 1 wish the first girl says “I wish I was smart enough to get off this island” so the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island. The next girl says “I wish I was even smarter then her so I don’t have to do so much manual labor” so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island. The finale girl says “I wish I was smarter then both of them!” So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.

I like my women like how like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Just cut the rope.

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Timmy looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car.” They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Susie looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car garage.” They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, “hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage.”

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, “what’s wrong?” Lil Susie says, “well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn’t fit so we cut them off.”

What’s an emo’s favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?

How can you save a depressed person from a tree? you cut the rope

Whats the best part about having emo grass?

It cuts itself!!

Me: Hey dad, I’m in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal…

Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I’m dad!

She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.

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