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What do you call a flat chested emo girl
A cutting board
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
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what's the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says " Stop ye Im a magical tree you can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks then as he goes to swing the axe he says,"you may be a magical tree... But you will dialog!"
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How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
what do you call a emo that cut to deep . gushers
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that's my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask's whats that,the little girl says "that's my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask's the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try's putting his little red race car in her garage but it won't fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see's blood on the floor the mother ask's "what happened the little girl say's "we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit so i cut the back wheels off"
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
whats flat and great for cutting? me
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all and If i could borrow it.
why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
Life is like a film it goes on but you can cut at anytime
You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.
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3 blonde girls are on an isalnd and they are much to far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them each 1 wish the first girl says "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island" so the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island. The next girl says "I wish I was even smarter then her so I don't have to do so much manual labor" so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island. The finale girl says "I wish I was smarter then both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
