You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
I wish the grass outside of my house is emo, because it would cut itself
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
MY grandfather said that is was to reliant on technology i called him a hypocrite and cut him of life support.
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
hey, what those things on your arms they look like cuts wait what no it just marker nothing else....
Aiden and Gwen! Are Aiden and Gwen dating cause if they are then oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Kenya says: Yes they are deep in love! Tenya says: Yeah but I think he would be good with Hoochie girl 1O1! Gwen says: Guys stop! You really think that! Tenya and Kenya says: Yes! Kariah says: No! I belong with him he is MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Mariah says: Girl you need to grow up! Tenya says: Yeah! When are you guys getting married? Lariah says: YEAH!!!!!! Iariah says : Yeah!!!!!!! Gwen says: Next sunday! All girls say: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next sunday they got married! YAYAYAYYAYAYAY! Mariah says: Congrats! Kenya says: Yeah! Kariah says: Hi Aiden super cut tux! Lariah says: Wooohoooo! Iariah says: Yeah! U won it! Tenya: This is you guys time to shine!!!!!!!! And they lived happily ever after...in hell! The end!
what did steven hawkins say when the wifi cut out .........nothing
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person "are you ok" because the next day they'll either be died or have a lot more cuts than they started to those who are dead now was it fun?
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said “NICE CUT G”
What do you say to a depression person? I like ya cut g
Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.
how do u get a depressed person out of a tree..?
you cut the rope they hung them self in...
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I’m a butcher" SHE:“perfect i work with humans i just kill them by cutting them up!” HE:"so its you in the news paper?"SHE:"yes it was,wanna be next?" HE:"no!"
someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing they both get cut
