Marker jokes

Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!

I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.

I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.

He one day said his business was "remarkable."

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.

What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?

A dirty whiteboard.

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Humanity.

Like if I am emo.

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.