Marker jokes

Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!

I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.

I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.

He one day said his business was "remarkable."

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.

What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?

A dirty whiteboard.

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Humanity.

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!