Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists
how do u cut your grass without a lawnmower? - u dye it blue and it will cut itself
If somebody gives you Lemons,cut them in half and do the Juice in his eyes.
What do Emo's say to eachother? I likeyour cuts G.
I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. ๐จ๐ช๐ฒ
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. ๐๐ช!?๏ธ
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. ๐ฒ๐ช๐ฎ
If I were to cut your legs off would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
yo mama so fat that if we cut her open we could stop world hunger
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Emo girls are bad but whats worst cutting yourself.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
When i fell depressed i like to cut myself another piece of cake
What do Mexicans cut there pizza with .a. Littlel Caesars
What do you call a flat chest emo girl?
A cutting board.