Cut

Cut Jokes

If somebody gives you Lemons,cut them in half and do the Juice in his eyes.

i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g

Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿชš๐ŸŒฒ

Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿชš!?๏ธ

Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿชš๐Ÿ˜ฎ

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!