How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
why did Stephen hawking die? Because there was a power cut
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression It would cut itself
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Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
What do you say to a depression person? I like ya cut g
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
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one day i walk up to a emo kid i realized he had a fresh cut so i grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him i like ya cuts g
I wish my grass was edgy... then it would cut itself...
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I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm
someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts g"
I like your cut G *Slaps really hard* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Why does Newton don't cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he want Minecraft to be REALISTIC
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch
I just cut every one
your cut so broke even bob the builder cant fix it
Why emo grass is better then normal grass? Emo grass gonna cut themself
