How do you get a hippie chick pregnant? You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

why did brandon’s mum chase him with a knife because he dident let her cum first

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best cum

What is Sophia’s favourite song

Open wide cum inside it is okay school

what did paul revere yell during a full moon? the british are cumming, !the british are cumming!


When i masterbate things cum when a old man dose no one cums

How much cum does a gay guy have

An ass loaded

What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?


whats long hard and has cum in it?

a cuCUMber

i am wayde, i like ranga balls, please cum in my ass

The two biggest Dyslexic guy lies: “My check is in your mouth” and “I won’t cum in your mailbox”

What’s thick, long, hard and has cum in it?

Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.

Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he’d come so far.


Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic priest ? Acne doesn’t cum on a kids face til their 13 or 14

Why is Santa’s sack so big?
He only cums once a year.

Why do pedophiles never cum first. Because they like to cum in a little behind.

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and the begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down the the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, loling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more. When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying,” Linda your just as amazing at fucking at your sister.”