Cum jokes
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
cock, cock, and cum
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
I cummed on the alley.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.