Cum jokes
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
I cum (Can't understand math).
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
Just cum.
Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
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Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!