There’s no I in sex but there’s a U in cum
what do cg artists and porn stars have in common? they both Composite (cum pose it) at the end
If I fuck you harder you have to screen daddy,but what happens when you cum
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, CUM on, the are not even funny!
whats the difference between my dad cumming and cancer. nothing they both stain
whats long hard and has cum in it?
a cuCUMber
i cummed on the allay
ill give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you
Why was Mrs. Claus upset? Because Santa only cums once a year
Your manna so fat your father will be cumming around the mountain when he cums.
The two biggest Dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth" and "I won't cum in your mailbox"
Jack and Jill when’s up the hill to have a thrill with pills jack came down fuck a clown and the cum made them frown
Where did daddy cum in the bed... everywhere
what did paul revere yell during a full moon? the british are cumming, !the british are cumming!
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face. Then he stopped & had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Whats the Difference between acne and the Pope? Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant? You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest
why do pedos like to lose races? because they like to cum on a little behind
I can't cum anymore I can't put children through thia
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
