Culture jokes
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
Indian? Did or feather?
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣