Culture jokes
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Memes
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Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.