Culture jokes
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Memes
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.