Culture jokes
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Memes
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!