Culture jokes
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.