Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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