What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Culture Jokes
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Ariana Grande
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
