Culture jokes
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
I am an Indian joke.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.