Culture jokes
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Memes
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.