What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Culture Jokes
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
