Culture jokes
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.