Culture jokes
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Memes
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.