Culture jokes
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).