Culture jokes
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
Memes
No one:
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.