Culture jokes
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler? A Khan artist.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them, but the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, “Shove it up your butt, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his butt and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native Americans kill him. They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Can emos eat happy meals?
Who even needs white jokes?
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.