Culture jokes
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.