Culture jokes
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Americans are fat.
A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed, and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration. He spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with, and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water, and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything. I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get, and yet he won't speak!"
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!"
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.