Culture jokes
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
"So what, ah, my G?"
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!