Culture jokes
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
Sad but true
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.