Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Culture Jokes
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
