Culture jokes
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Memes
Sad but true
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.