Culture jokes
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
I love birthdays 🍰
What do Doges like? Memes.
P or N?
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Let's rock and roll!
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Muslim furries like goats.
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.