Culture jokes

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?

Removing a bomb.

A man gets captured by cannibals.

Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."

Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?

There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.

Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?

It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?

A box of crackers.

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*

Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*

Me: Well, shit.

What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?

A Juanda.

What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

A Muslim enters a building...

Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.

How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!

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🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍

What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?

"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panakin.

Ching chong China.

Jing jong Japan.

Ting tong Taiwan.

Hing hong Hong Kong.

King kong Korea.

What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.

What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.

What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!