Culture jokes
Why donβt Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Memes
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you donβt walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.