Culture jokes
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
big booty latinas.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.