There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
Culture Jokes
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
