Culture jokes
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
big booty latinas.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!