Culture jokes
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Memes
I am trying not to copy any one But. Meme time
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.