Culture jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Aliens
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
SEX
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
All Nepali love momos.