Culture jokes
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.