A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
