Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
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Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Why donβt Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you donβt walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
