In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
Culture Jokes
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
big booty latinas.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
Why donβt Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her sonβs penis.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
