Culture jokes

What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.

Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?

A: Gaster.

What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

Why can't Chinese play baseball?

Because they eat the bats.

"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.

In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.

A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"

Every culture has weird food.

Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.

What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!

big booty latinas.

Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.

Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.

Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"

Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"

Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

A: Carlos.

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"

Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.