Culture jokes
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Milk is that the Uganda way?
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!