Culture jokes
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"