Culture jokes
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Memes
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What is another word for a bagel? π₯―
Jewish doughnut β‘οΈ π©π π π π π π πͺ πͺ π π π
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.