Culture jokes
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
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When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
What's your religion?
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.