Culture jokes
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
What's your religion?
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good? Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.