Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Culture Jokes
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
