Culture jokes
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Memes
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
What's your religion?
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What do you call an Asian k9? E10