What's your religion?
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
