Culture jokes
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!