Culture jokes

What do you call a bum person with a brain?

A hillbilly.

An Indian has a seat between two Pakistani's on board an airplane.

It's quite obvious to each of the three men where they are from. The Indian asks, "Pardon me gentleman, you wouldn't mind me sitting between you, do you? This is my seat, after all."

The Pakistanis look at each other, and then look back at him. One of them smiles and says, "Not at all! After all, Pakistanis and Indians are brothers! Are we not?"

The Indian is delighted at how warm and friendly they are, and he takes his seat. Shortly the plane takes off and the three guys are just chilling until the Indian says, "You know it's going to be a long ride and I am getting thirsty. Brothers, can I get any of you like a drink?" Then one of them says, "Yes brother, I would like a Coke!"

The Indian slips off his shoes and walks barefoot to where the stewardess is at, and when the Indian is out of view, one of the Pakistanis spits into his shoe. The Indian comes back and gives him a Coke.

Then the other Pakistani says, "You know what brother? I would also like a Coke too!" The Indian happily obliges, and as soon as he is out of view, he also spits in his shoe before the Indian gives him a Coke.

Finally, the Indian slips on his shoes and suddenly realizes how wet they are. He shakes his head and says, "Brothers! Why must we do this to each other, spitting in each other's shoes and peeing in each other's Cokes?"

Why did the Indian man eat a cow?

Because he wanted to be fat like one.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"

This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.

What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.

Indian? Did or feather?

What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.

Milk is that the Uganda way?

What do you call an Asian? A-chan.

The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."

She a hoe, she shit on herself.

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."

What is Jay?

Phat.

Y'all gay asf yaya.

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"

People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.

An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"