Culture jokes

The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."

Y'all gay asf yaya.

What is Jay?

Phat.

She a hoe, she shit on herself.

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

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What do you call a white man that’s blind?

Asian eyes.

How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"

An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

Why did the rapper sit on the clock?

He wanted to keep it real with TIME.

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?

50 Cents of Gray.

What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?

Rhyme-Apple.

Why did the rapper get lost in the music?

Because he couldn't find the beat.

What's a rapper's favorite insect?

Rhy-mosquito.

Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?

Because he was packing his rhyme books!