Culture jokes
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
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