Culture jokes
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
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An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
Electricity.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.