Culture jokes
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Me at the dinner table
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
Like if you know someone emo.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Ukraine.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!