Soy un chacho.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Couy.
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Me, (DYM 131)
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
