Culture jokes
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
Memes
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.