Culture jokes
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
"So what, ah, my G?"
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.