Culture jokes
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Manchester City is gay.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe