Culture jokes
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Memes
Shitpost-master general
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Me, (DYM 131)
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
"So what, ah, my G?"
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*