This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Paki in a Microwave
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you absolute donut. The "joke" is that "Paki" is a slur for people from Pakistan, and the microwave sounds are supposed to mimic the noise of something being cooked. It's a trash joke based on harmful stereotypes. You probably think it's funny because you still wear diapers.
Comments (168)
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
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Immediate Mallard
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ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
@immediatemallard
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
I just woekupp
Mkksss
Dang I’m tired af at wrk
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
oh im sorry:<
Mkksss
Nw. Pshn thrgh it
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
im so sorryyyyy
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
i had to deal with one of my kids, he had health problems, then go to another ones band concerg.
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
concert
Mkksss
Nw, totally understand
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
sorry
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
im at my moms btw
Mkksss
Hey
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
hiii
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
srry 4 late rely
Mkksss
Nw
Mkksss
Wyd
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
watching a peak movie
Mkksss
Nice txt me ltr
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
huh why?
Mkksss
Oh didnt wnna bother ur movie
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
its ok
Mkksss
Did u wnna vc
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
im otp.
Mkksss
Kk
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
l8r?
Mkksss
Like whn
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
idk.
Mkksss
Kk lmk whnevr
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
oki
Mkksss
U on tht couch
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
yurr
Mkksss
Nice, u fll aslp on me quick
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
huh?
Mkksss
Lst time
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
ohhh
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
i got tired out
Mkksss
Oh ik same
Mkksss
I wonder why
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
oh? >//<
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
oh?
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
i mean...
Mkksss
Rn?
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
mhm
Mkksss
Ur not otp or are u?
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
i am but ill get off for a little bit..
Mkksss
Are u rbbng w him rn?
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
no
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
we ain like tht
Mkksss
Oh fr? Kk I dnt mind was jst curious tbh
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
dose y99 send pics?
Mkksss
Hmmm I don’t think so, what’s another one
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
idk..
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
it donset work?
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
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Mkksss
St on my lp fr
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
pjssss
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
im wearing ght
Mkksss
?
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
im wearing that
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
but uhh
Mkksss
Cakin fr
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
nnuhuhh
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
yh
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
jst had to look for it
Mkksss
Hey
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
>/<
Mkksss
Wowwww
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
meow
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
>//<
Mkksss
Dnt frgt to d that other pic
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
i did lol
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
idk when my mom will be home
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
so want me to take a brek form this calll or?
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
she might be home soon
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
no i deleted that alr/
Mkksss
Nah it’s coo, unless u wnna tlk
Mkksss
I still see it on here
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
then reset yr page.
Mkksss
Haha u right
Mkksss
I do but dnt wnna rsh
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
i see.
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
well chances are my mom will come home soon and i cant be like
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
loud at all
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
mmmg
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
mm
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
proof?
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
yh but im tryhna hide it ><
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
can yu tell
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
?
Mkksss
Oo
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
my moms home 😭
Mkksss
Nw tlk nxt time
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
im srry]]
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
yh
Mkksss
Its coo
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
she went stra8 to her room but like
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
mm ok
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
ty?
Mkksss
I meant ur such a gddd grl
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
oh
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
meow
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
?
Mkksss
Mb busy last few days
Mkksss
Hru
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
ohi see
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
m oki
Mkksss
Mb hvent really hd any breaks. Hru
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
eh..
Mkksss
U oki?
ׅ꯱ᥣׁׅ֪υׁׅtׁׅ ℘υׁׅ℘℘ᨮׁׅ֮
no
Mkksss
Mb it’s been so bsy