Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Culture Jokes
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Beatles
Are cool.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
The South.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
