Culture jokes
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
Thanksgiving
Bill, that's racist!
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Germany is...
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
LET'S GOOOO!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂