Culture

Culture jokes

Toilet Paper

πŸ€” What do Polish people πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± in Poland do with πŸ“° πŸ“° πŸ“° πŸ“° newspapers πŸ“° πŸ“° πŸ“° πŸ“° after they are done reading them?

Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 πŸ˜† πŸ˜„

Wap

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

Memes

Papyrus

Ooh! I know a joke!

(Papyrus) What is it?

(Sans) Knock knock!

(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?

(Sans) Sans

(Papyrus) Sans who?

(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!

(Papyrus)

Redneck

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you sayπŸ˜‚

People

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

Mozart

Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.

Language

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

Rapper

Why don't rappers tell secrets?

Because they always spill the beats.

Asian

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!