Culture jokes
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
Bill, that's racist!
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
Germany is...
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.