Culture jokes
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Memes
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
LET'S GOOOO!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Beatles
Are cool.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?