What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
LET'S GOOOO!
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
The South.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
