What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Culture Jokes
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
