Culture jokes
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Emo
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Memes
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!