Culture jokes
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
SUBSCRIBE!!!
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Memes
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Fat jokes and mom jokesš
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. Heād have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mamaās so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Emo
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying ā2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!ā
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why canāt an emo have sex?
They canāt make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!