Culture jokes
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Memes
ingenious! AND LEO!
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Emo
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.