Culture jokes
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
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This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Tamales.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.