Culture jokes
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"