Culture jokes
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Hoi!