Culture jokes
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What do you call me?
Chinese?
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.