Culture jokes
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?