Culture jokes
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!