Culture jokes
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Memes
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
when the sus.
A Black man walked into a bar.