Culture jokes
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.