Culture jokes
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Memes
Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”