Culture jokes

What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands 2

Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?

Because they are afraid of American airdrops.

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!

I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

What's an emo's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?

Royal-tea.

Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?

Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."

How do you blindfold an Asian? String!

What's the difference between Black and White people?

Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.

What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?

One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.

I breathe in African food.

Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.