Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Culture Jokes
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
when the sus.
A Black man walked into a bar.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Asian without "As" is just sin.
There are more than 2 genders.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
