Culture jokes
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
damn they did them durty
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.