Culture jokes
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!