Culture jokes
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
Memes
heroin monkey rare variation
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
when the sus.
A Black man walked into a bar.
There are more than 2 genders.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!