Culture jokes
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Ligma
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.