Culture jokes

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

What are Africans composed of?

99% Coca-Cola.

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

In case of ill rhymes!

Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.

What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?

The hangover.

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!

What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"

Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.

“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."

"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."

The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."

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What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

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What do you call an emo group?

Suicide squad.