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Culture Jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Ligma
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Si, papi?
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Player 138 eliminated...
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
