Culture jokes
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Memes
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Ligma
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Si, papi?
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."