Culture jokes
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Memes
How to make babies laugh
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
W fr W
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!