Culture jokes
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
W fr W
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."