Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Emo
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
