Culture jokes
Americans are fat.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
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How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓