Culture jokes
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Paki curry is shit.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Society
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
Americans are fat.