Culture jokes
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Paki curry is shit.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Society
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
Americans are fat.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."