Culture jokes
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg