Culture jokes
Why did the Indian man eat a cow?
Because he wanted to be fat like one.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.