Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
