I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
