Culture jokes
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
Germany is...
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿