Culture jokes
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Memes
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Player 138 eliminated...
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Ligma
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Si, papi?
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"