What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Culture Jokes
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
