Culture jokes
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
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Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
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Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
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I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.