Culture jokes
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Memes
Miku became an american
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Si, papi?
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.