Culture jokes
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Ligma
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Player 138 eliminated...
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Si, papi?
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.