Culture jokes
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Memes
Miku became an american
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?