What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
