Culture jokes
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Memes
Mona lisa in OhIo
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Yo mama is Dora.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Paki curry is shit.
Society
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.