Culture jokes
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Memes
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Yo mama is Dora.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Paki curry is shit.