Culture jokes
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
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Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".