Culture jokes
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
The (DYM 72).
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Paki curry is shit.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"