What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Society
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.