Culture jokes
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Memes
Yo mama is Dora.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Paki curry is shit.