Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Culture Jokes
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.