Culture jokes
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
Beatles
Are cool.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Get noob.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.