French jab is ban French's backwards.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Hoi!
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
