Culture jokes
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Electricity.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
Memes
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
Manchester City is gay.