Culture jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do emos do?
Hang.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.