Culture Jokes

If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo

If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1

2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.

Electricity.

When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".

What do you call black people in pool?

Coco Pops.

A cartoon drawing with a TV that asks, "Who is the most oppressed group in society?" A character sitting in a chair answers, "Drunk drivers! Drunk drivers!"

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?

Glad He Ate Her.

A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Robetoe.

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.

We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"

Manchester City is gay.

Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

A: 2:30

What do you call a stupid male Indian?

"Anshu-man."

How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"