Culture jokes
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
Memes
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Manchester City is gay.