Culture jokes
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
Arabians go weeeeee
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
"Gotta number one victory royale."
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
Meme.
An Indian has a seat between two Pakistani's on board an airplane.
It's quite obvious to each of the three men where they are from. The Indian asks, "Pardon me gentleman, you wouldn't mind me sitting between you, do you? This is my seat, after all."
The Pakistanis look at each other, and then look back at him. One of them smiles and says, "Not at all! After all, Pakistanis and Indians are brothers! Are we not?"
The Indian is delighted at how warm and friendly they are, and he takes his seat. Shortly the plane takes off and the three guys are just chilling until the Indian says, "You know it's going to be a long ride and I am getting thirsty. Brothers, can I get any of you like a drink?" Then one of them says, "Yes brother, I would like a Coke!"
The Indian slips off his shoes and walks barefoot to where the stewardess is at, and when the Indian is out of view, one of the Pakistanis spits into his shoe. The Indian comes back and gives him a Coke.
Then the other Pakistani says, "You know what brother? I would also like a Coke too!" The Indian happily obliges, and as soon as he is out of view, he also spits in his shoe before the Indian gives him a Coke.
Finally, the Indian slips on his shoes and suddenly realizes how wet they are. He shakes his head and says, "Brothers! Why must we do this to each other, spitting in each other's shoes and peeing in each other's Cokes?"
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.