Culture jokes
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"