What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
Ratio.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I breathe in African food.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
