Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Culture Jokes
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Ganesha is an elephant.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" β Phi Phi OβHara, RuPaulβs Drag Race.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
Brazil is a joke.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Whatβs an emo called Anna?
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
