Culture jokes
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Ganesha is an elephant.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.