Culture jokes
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Memes
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.