Culture jokes
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Eshay.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!