Culture jokes
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Dick butt.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Shitty bichi cup.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Eshay.