Culture jokes
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Memes
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
When do Americans answer their door?
Once freedom rings! ❤️🤍💙
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Shitty bichi cup.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Eshay.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁