Culture jokes
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Memes
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Shitty bichi cup.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Eshay.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?