Culture jokes
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
What do emos do?
Hang.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.