Culture jokes
Shitty bichi cup.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Eshay.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Memes
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.