Culture jokes
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Culture for some reason.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.